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Please Repair MeI'm trying to pull my heart from the blender
But I knocked my pinky off the first time
Trying to get back what should be mine
That organ was placed there
By what looked like caring hands
With a cut, a rip, and a tug of war
I found pieces of heart and finger that like to soar
Now I try again, this time using my other hand
But before I knew it that hand decided to fly
Right out the window dive bombing into traffic
Around the same time more blood splattered in my kitchen
With no one but me to clean it
The mess smears the walls and make matters worse
My heart is still in the blender
Then, I decide to try again
This time using my foot
I quickly lost my balance and landed on my head
It was then I realized that my brain was in the microwave.
I quickly got up, looked around and saw you standing there
Disgusted by the mess I made
And I only say
"Can you please repair me?"
The rest is a new mystery
Genghis Whenever we were bad my mother used to take us to the mall to see Genghis Kahn. They kept him in a dusty diorama of a Mongolian steppe, all tall grass and yurts. He sat on a throne of bone (well, plastic shaped like bone), scowling in incomprehension at the American kids who flocked around him like startled lemmings. My mother would usually push us toward him, saying things like “Tell him what you did to your father’s stamp collection.” Genghis would give a grunt, spit a wad of phlegm onto the tall grass, and give us a wizened, wrinkled grimace, as if he had to go to the bathroom.
He terrified me.
My brother couldn’t get enough of him.
When my brother got caught in my mother’s evening dress, my mother grabbed us both and dragged us to Genghis. It was a slow day, and we were the only kids crowding him. “Tell him what you did,” my mother hissed a
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